It’s Jone Juno Jingleheimer Schmidt. This name is my name only. I married your mother. I’m microwaving your Hungry Man meals now you twisted hatemonger. You want my DNI? You want my medical records? You want my kinned list? My sexuality? My SSN? You’ll have to pry it out of my cold, dead hands. That’s right.
tim and eric's appearance on the simpsons is so uncanny simply because theres nothing fucked up about it. It might actually be the most flattering depiction of them in anything. They could easily pass for a cool gay couple or pair of metrosexuals
Yay ^-^
passports…should not expire
actually i have decided that passports shouldn’t exist at all
![[anonymous ask for @marisatomay]: no passports? how you gonna have people travel between countries? [answer from @marisatomay]: they just go baby](https://64.media.tumblr.com/cee670455601f333251a4399278ef5b8/ecc8e3ca158c399f-2f/s540x810/d3e8dcaca61871ef9c7605d8e111ee470cf03799.jpg)
ALT![[unanswered anonymous ask for @marisatomay]: apparently assholes doing terrorism isnt a thing in your passport free world](https://64.media.tumblr.com/6d88e69e4fbb15dee03d766445301234/ecc8e3ca158c399f-f5/s540x810/ac59ab376022f0d6191e50a19692700e7719d5d1.jpg)
ALTi love it here
Me when I'm about to do a terrorism but I am stopped by a cop asking for my passport
Hi hey what’s up guys what’s happenin’ forum this is my first time playing a video game. ENJOY
